Funny CID Jokes collection. Read these CID Jokes, CID PJ's Jokes
and funny CID shayari.
Har kisi pe aitbar karna chod do
Wah Wah
Har kisi pe aitbar karna chod do
ACP says: Daya Darwaza tod do
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Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi
Jara gor farmayega
Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi
ACP says: 2-2 murder kiye hain tumhe to fansi hi hogi
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Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara saala hai
Wah Wah
Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara sala hai
Daya says: Abhijeet mujhe to lagta jaroor daal mein kuch kala hai
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Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena
Arz kiya hai
Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena
Abhijeet says: Daya kidnapers ko bhagne ka moka na dena
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Manga rab se har pal mene tera hi sath hai
Jara dhyan dena..
Manga rab se har pal mene tera hi sath hai
ACP says: Abhijeet pata lagao is khoon mein kiska hath hai.
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Garmi mein piyo jee bhar ke rasna
Wah wah..
Garmi mein piyo jee bhar ke rasna
ACP says: Freddy chup raho, dubara mat hasna.
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Do pal ki zindagani hai aur jeete ja rahe hain
Take it seriously..
Do pal ki zindagani hai aur jeete ja rahe hain
Daya says: Freddy tum yahi ruko, hum abhi aa rahe hain
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Pyar karne walo ko nahi hoti kisi ki khabar
Arz kiya hai
Pyar karne walo ko nahi hoti kisi ki khabar
ACP says: Salunkhe ye atmahatya hai ya murder.
and funny CID shayari.
Har kisi pe aitbar karna chod do
Wah Wah
Har kisi pe aitbar karna chod do
ACP says: Daya Darwaza tod do
`
Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi
Jara gor farmayega
Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi
ACP says: 2-2 murder kiye hain tumhe to fansi hi hogi
`
Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara saala hai
Wah Wah
Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara sala hai
Daya says: Abhijeet mujhe to lagta jaroor daal mein kuch kala hai
`
Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena
Arz kiya hai
Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena
Abhijeet says: Daya kidnapers ko bhagne ka moka na dena
`
Manga rab se har pal mene tera hi sath hai
Jara dhyan dena..
Manga rab se har pal mene tera hi sath hai
ACP says: Abhijeet pata lagao is khoon mein kiska hath hai.
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Garmi mein piyo jee bhar ke rasna
Wah wah..
Garmi mein piyo jee bhar ke rasna
ACP says: Freddy chup raho, dubara mat hasna.
`
Do pal ki zindagani hai aur jeete ja rahe hain
Take it seriously..
Do pal ki zindagani hai aur jeete ja rahe hain
Daya says: Freddy tum yahi ruko, hum abhi aa rahe hain
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Pyar karne walo ko nahi hoti kisi ki khabar
Arz kiya hai
Pyar karne walo ko nahi hoti kisi ki khabar
ACP says: Salunkhe ye atmahatya hai ya murder.
CID JOKES..LISTEN:
ReplyDeleteACP: Dal mein kuch kaala nahi poori daal kaali hai! ;)
ACP; kuch to garbar hai
ReplyDeleteEXAM Ke pehle padhai kar lo
ReplyDeleteEXAM ke pehle padhai kar lo
ACP bola daya 'wanna be my chamak chalo'
@anonymous #3.... it's mast yar
ReplyDeleteABCDEFGHIJ ke bad ata hai K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
ReplyDeleteDaya said "Abhijeet and I are a gay"
ACP NE FREDDY SE KHA
ReplyDeleteKHANA KHA LO
ACP NE FREDDY SE KHA
KHANA KHA LO
OTHERWISE DANCE ON CHAMMAK CHALLO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its fantastic......
ReplyDeletekhooni ke sar pe hai bhoot ka saya.......
ReplyDeletewah wah.......
khooni ke sar pe hai bhoot ka saya.......
ACP Pradyuman bola
Daya 2 min. ruk main moot ke aaya.........
:)
very nice :-)
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ReplyDeletegood jokes
ReplyDeletevErY fUnNy JoKeS..
ReplyDeleteNice post. Keep it flowing... :)
ReplyDeleteawesme love c.i.d jokes.
ReplyDeleteAWESOME JOKES BUDDY...............
ReplyDeleteCOOL............
AREE YARR KYA JOKES MARA HAI.........
ReplyDeletewah acp sahab wah.
ReplyDeleteawesome jokes!!!! luv them
ReplyDeleteExam mein mera pass hona sure hai.
ReplyDeleteExam mein mera pass hona sure hai.
Daya kehta hai.. abhijeet lagta hai yahi chor hai.
WAH
ReplyDeleteOy. CID Waho Kabhi Ketan KO Bhi Lelo Apni CID Team ME.
ReplyDeleteDevdas ki GF thi Paro, Devdas ki GF thi Paro, wah wah wah
ReplyDeleteAbhijeet says - Daya , wat r u waiting for, darwaza ab toh todo
Devdas ke peeche padi thi chandramukhi , Devdas ke peeche padi thi chandramukhi , wah wah wah
ACP says - Daya case ki chaanbeen / tehkeeqat kaha tak pahuchi OR
ACP says - Fredrick ke jokes se main ho gaya hu dukhi
whah acp sab kamal kar diya
ReplyDeleteCigaratte gandi cheez he use pina chod...cigarate gandi cheez he use chod do..acp says : day ye darwaza tod do.
ReplyDeletekuch to gadbad haa pur joke ma mazaaa ha
ReplyDeletehey wanna tell something i have some new meaning on C I D
ReplyDeleteC chatni
i idli
D dhosa
Freddie : " sir tanki khali hai"
ReplyDeleteabhijeet : " iska matlab to ye hua ki tanki me pani nhi hai "
ACP : " oh to ye bat hai
iska matlab koi to hai,koi to hai jisne ye pani nikala hoga.
Daya pata lagao ye pani nikalne wala hai kon."
freddie: is naukar ne pani nikala hai ,, sir....
Guess who is intelligent in CID ???