Ladka: Mujhse shadi karogi?
Ladki: Meri shadi ho chuki hai
Ladka: To bhain apni kisi saheli se baat karwa de
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Santa: Yaar yeh Pyar karna padta hai ya apne ap ho jata hai?
Banta: Yeh to condition per depend karta hai
Santa: woh kaise?
Banta: Ladki sunder ho or scooty per ho to ho jata hai
or ager ladki badsurat ho or BMW mein ho to karna padta hai
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Patni: Aaj bus mein meri bezti ho gayi
Pati: woh kaise?
Patni: Jab mein seat se uterne lagi to
conductor bola: ab 3 sawari yha baith jaye
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