Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi 140 Character

Short Santa Banta Hindi Jokes
Kanjoos santa ka ek rupyaa niche gir gaya
Wo niche pahuncha to use wo 1 rs nahi mila
Pata hai kyun?
Kyunki rupee se pehle wo niche pahunch gya tha

Santa ko koi miscall se pareshan kar rha tha
Usne naya number kharid liya
Agle din us aadmi ko msg kiya
"Mene to naya no. khrid liya ab kise pareshan karega"

Santa ki girlfriend ne msg kiya
"I miss you"
Santa ne reply diya
"I mister you"

Santa: Yaar nind na aaye to kya karna chahiye
Banta: Nind ka intezar karne se acha to so jana chahiye

Santa: Yaar tere ghar se hamesha hasne ki aawaj kyun aati hai
Banta: Arey yaar meri patni mujhe jute se marti hai
Jab lag jata hai to wo hasti hai or nahi lagta to mein hasta hu

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