Ladka Ladki Jokes in Hindi

Ladka: Mein tumse shadi nahi kar sakta
Ghar wale nahi maan rahe
Ladki: tumhare ghar mein kon kon hai
Ladka: 1 Biwi or 2 bachhe.. :-)

Ladka pyar ki shuruwat kaise karta hai
"Hum dost hain"
Or ladki pyar ki shuruwat kaise karti hai
"Hum Sirf Dost Hain"
Strange na!!

Ladki: Mein apna purse ghar per bhul aayi
Mujhe 1000 rs. ki jarurat hai
Ladka: Yeh pakad 10 rs. riksha pakad or ghar se purse liya

Ladka(Ladki ko chedte hue): Kya haal hai tere?
Ladki: Jo teri bhain ke hain
Ladka(Haste hue): Usko to dast hain, tu suna!!

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