Santa: Agle janam mein tum kis roop mein paida hona chahogey?
Banta: cockroch bankar
Santa: Wo kyun?
Banta: Kyunki meri patni kewal cockroch se hi darti hai.
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Ek bujurg apni zindagi ka raaj bata rahe the, meri umar 80 saal hai magar mene kabhi cigret nahi pi, sharab nahi pi, jua nahi khela aur kabhi kisi aurat ki taraf aankh uthakar nahi dekha.
Banta: baba ji, mujhe hairat hai ki phir aap itne saal se kis liye jinda ho.
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Santa se uske pita ne pucha: Tumhari class mein sabse mehnati student kon hai?
Santa: Sabse mehnati to mein hi hu.
Pita: wo kaise?
Santa: homework dikhane ke baad sare bache baith kar pdhai karte hain, tab mein akela hi pichli bench per khada rehta hu.
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nice jokes
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