Rajnikanth Jokes in Hindi

Amma: Beta Rajni, apne solar heater se garam pani nahi aa rha hai.
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Rajnikanth: Ruko amma suraj thik karke aata hu.
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Rajnikanth participated in 100m race..

Obviously he came Ist..
But Einstein died after watching that,
B'coz light came 3rd..
Rajni's shadow came second.
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Why 'Earthquake' occurs on Earth?
Bcoz..
At dat time Rajnikanth's mobile is on vibrate mode.
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Rajni Rock:
When RAJNIKANTH was a child
He used 2 have a "ROUGH BOOK"
That book today is known as "WIKIPEDIA".
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Dont kill me after reading this
Rajnikanth adopted 2 elephants, 2 camels and 2 horses from the zoo.
Do u know why?
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To Play Chess..

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BAAP OF ALL SMS-
Once Rajnikanth was playing cricket in the monsoons
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"The rain was cancelled due 2 match".