Funny Baap Beta Jokes in Hindi

Here are the collection of Baap Beta jokes, Father Son Jokes, Dad Son Jokes, baap beta funny jokes, dad son funny jokes, father son funny jokes read them and make a big laugh hahaha.....Baap: Mein agar tumhe maru to tum apne gusse ko kaise kabu krogey?
Beta: Mein toilet saaf karne lagunga
Baap: Isse tumhare gussa kaise kam hoga
Beta: Mein toilet apke toothbrush se saaf krunga na.
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Baap: mujhe apni report card dikhao
Beta: Mere dost ne mujhse udhar li hui hai
Baap: Wo kyun?
Beta: Kyunki wo apne parents ko darana chahta hai
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Beta: papa papa!!
Baap: Mene kitni bar kha hai khana khate waqt bolte nahi hain
Khana khatam hone ke baad..
Baap: Ha ab bolo kya khe rhe the?
Beta: Aapki khadi mein makkhi thi.
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Baap: Tumhari teacher khe rhi thi wo tumhe nahi pdha sakti
Beta: Tabhi to mein khe rha tha wo acha nahi padhati hain.Baap: Mene kha tha na nails kaat lo phir kyun nahi kate
Beta: Papa mene kate the per apka driver itni dhire gaadi chalata hai ke nails raste mein hi bhad jate hain.
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Kuch dost ek jagah baithe aapas mein batiya rahe the
Ek sharabi ladkhdate hue waha aaya aur bich mein baithe ladke ki taraf ishara karke bola
"Ae, sun, teri maa is shaher ki sabse sunder aurat hai"
Logo ne socha ki ab jhagda hoga per ladke ne sharabi ki baat ko ansuna kar diya
Sharabi ladkhadata hua dusri taraf chala gaya. Kuch der baad wo sharabi phir aaya aur ladke se bola: "Mein teri maa se bahut pyar karta hu samjha"
Ladke ne uski baat per koi dhyan nahi diya. Sharabi chala gaya. Kuch der baad sharabi phr aaya aur bola: "Sun, teri maa bhi mujhse bahut pyar karti hai"
Aakhirkar ladka apni jagah se utha, aur sharabi ke pas aakar bola-"Papa, please, ab ghar jaiye aapne bahut pee rakhi hai.