Pati: Mehangai bhad rahi hai ager tum khana banana sikh lo to bavarchi ka kharcha bach jayega
Patni: Madar chod, ager tu chodna sikh le to driver, Gardner, watchman sabka kharcha bach jayega
Patni: Agar aapko 20 min mile to aap sabse pehle kya karogey?
Pati: X
Patni: or baki ke 19 min?
Pati: Hum code word mein baat karenge
Jab mujhe X karna hoga to mein tumhara left b**b daba dunga
Or tum mera pen*s hila..1 time for yes, 100 times for no
Patni: ji kutte ko kaise pta chalta hai ke kutiya ka mun kar raha hai
Pati: pagal soongh ker (by smell)
Patni: To gandu tujhe jukham hua hai kya?
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