Non Veg Jokes in Hindi

Double Meaning Non Veg Jokes
Ek aurat chata banwane gayi
Aadmi: Uper ka kapda utarna padega
Niche road dalni padegi
Aurat: Jo marzi karo lakin niche pani nahi jana chahiye
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Reporter Bipasha Basu se:
Aap subhah uth ker sabse pehle kya karti ho
Bipasha: Apne ghar chali jati hu

Hindi Non Veg Jokes
Conductor: Bacche ka full ticket lagega
Lady: Yeh to abhi nipple chusta hai
Conductor: Nipple to iska baap bhi chusta hai
to kya uska bhi aadha legi?
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Mallika bra or penty mein swimming pull mein nahane gayi
Guard: Madam! yha 2 kapdo mein aana mana hai
Mallika: Konsa utaru?

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