Santa Banta Double Meaning SMS
Wife: Mein aapke bache ki maa banne wali hu
Santa: lakin mein to England mein tha
Wife: Aapki photo to thi na mere pass
Santa: Pagal mat bana kamini, wo passport size photo thi
Double Meaning Adult SMS
Thoda jor se dabao na
Mera Blouse nikal do
Sari bhi
Ab dabao
Zor se dabao na
Apni pant bhi nikal do
Dekho suitcase ho gya na band
Ladka Ladki Double Meaning Joke
Ladki: Wo konsi cheez hai jise first time
karwane mein ladki dard se roti hai
Ladka: Kaan mein ched
kyun aap kya soch rahe the
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Ladka: Aj se hamara rishta khtm
Meri nishani mujhe wapis kar
Ladki: Cond#m ki tokri laker boli
Le kutte, tera jonsa hai chaat le
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Ladkiyan jhuk ker propose kyun nahi karti
Kyunki mosmi dekh ker ladke ka juice nikal jata hai...
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