Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi SMS

Hindi Santa Banta Jokes SMS
Banta: Yaar tu mujhe hamesha bewkoof kyun banata rehta hai
Santa: Kyunki tu banta hai

Santa banta car mein gaye, petrol khatam ho gya
Santa: kya hua?
Banta: Petrol khatam ho gya, car aage nahi ja sakti
Santa: Koi baat nahi car piche ghar wapis lo

Santa: Tune koi 3D movie dekhi hai?
Banta: Haan
Santa: Konsi
Banta: Din Dhade Daketi

Santa: Kal mene ek aadmi ko dubne se bacha liya
Banta: Phir kya hua
Santa: Phir use dariya mein fek diya
Banta: kyun?
Santa: Khawat nahi suni, "Neki kar dariya mein daal"