Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi

Husband: Janti ho, videsh mein talak lene bahut aasan hai
Wife: Janti hu tabhi to wha ladkiyan shadi ke time roti nahi hain

Husband: Khana taiyar hai?
Wife: Bas thodi der or
Husband: Rehne do mein bahar kha lunga
Wife: 5 min ruko
Husband: 5 min mein ready ho jayega
Wife: nahi..mein ready ho jaungi

Husband: Yudhisthira(युधिष्ठिर) bhi to jua khelte the
To tum mujhe kyun rokti ho?
Wife: nahi rokungi, per yaad rakhna draupadi ke 5 pati the

Wife: Dhundne per bhi meri jaisi biwi nahi milegi
Husband: Tumhe kisne kha ki dusri baar bhi tumhari jaisi dhunduga

Ek aadmi ne raat ko sapna dekha ki uski wife use jute se maar rahi hai
Agle din usne apna bank account band kar diya
Kyunki bank per likha tha
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"Hum aapke sapne pure karte hain"