Double Meaning Non Veg Jokes in Hindi

Hindi Double Meaning Jokes

Girl riksha wale se
Jayega kya?
Riksha wala: Kyu nahi jayega abhi to oil laga ker khada kiya hai
Girl: thik hai ghuma ker piche le lo

Naughty Jokes in Hindi

Teacher: Tumhara naam kya hai?
Student: Hola
Teacher: Yeh kaisa naam hai
Student: Mein holi ke din paida hua tha na
Teacher: shuker hai tum lohri ke din paida nahi hue

Husband Wife Jokes
Wife: Mein naha ker bhar aayi to samne sasur ji aa gaye
Husband: phir tumne kya kiya
Wife: karti kya, towel uper karke uska ghunghat bana liya

Teacher Student Non Veg Jokes
Teacher: Pappu mera dhudh nahi pita
Is sentence mein pappu kya hai
Student: Pappu chuxxxx hai
aap mujhe ek moka do nichod dunga

Boy Girl Jokes in Hindi
Boy: mujhe thand lag rahi hai
Girl: Mere dono heater ko chu lo
Boy: Abhi bhi thand lag rahi hai
Girl: Ghoncu niche plug to laga

Double Meaning Hindi Jokes
Aurat ke hath mein barkat hoti hai
Ager 2 inch ki cheez pakdao to 6 inch ki ho jati hai
Jaise
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"Roti"
Gande tum kya soch rahe the

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