Naughty Jokes in Hindi

Hindi Naughty Jokes SMS
Pappu santa se kothe ki sidhi per mila
Pappu: Papa aap yha kya kar rhe hain
Santa: Yaar ab 200-300 Rs. ke piche
teri Mummy ke nakhre nahi sahe jate

Ek aadmi ki 6 fingers thi
Log use Krishna bulane lage
Batao kyun
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Kyunki uska naam hi Krishna tha

Santa bank mein paise jama karwane gya
Bank wala: sir yeh note to fata hua hai
Naughty Santa: Mein apne account mein paise jama karwa rha hu Note sahi ho ya fata hu tumhe kya..

Doctor: aapke dimag mein kami hai
Santa: nahi sir, aisa nahi ho sakta
Doctor: report mein yahi likha hai
Santa: lakin mere pas to dimag hai hi nahi