Patni: Sharab pine ke baad tumhe mera naam tak yaad nahi rehta
Pati: Jaan sharab pine ke baad mein har gum bhool jata hu
Patni: Aaj shopping karne chalte hain or car mein chalaungi
Pati: Aisa hua to hum jayenge car mein or aayenge akhbar mein
Pati: Mein aaj jo kuch bhi hu apne dam per hu
Patni: To mein bewajh hi bhagwan ko dosh deti thi
Pati: Mein tumhare sath apna sab kuch share karunga
Patni: To chalo bank account se shuru karte hain
Patni: Aapke bina mein mar jaungi
Pati: Mein bhi mar jaunga jaan
Patni: Gum mein?
Pati: Nahi, khushi se..
Pati: Mein teri saree se fanda bana ker fansi laga lunga
Patni: Ruko ji yeh meri nai saree hai purani wali lati hu
Patni: Kha ja rahe ho ji?
Pati: Jahanum mein
Patni: Phunch ker bta dena ji
Patni: Jaanu mein tumhare bina nahi reh sakti
Pati: Kyun shadi se pehle kaise rehti thi
Pati: Chalo aaj bahar khana khane chalte hain
Patni: Haan, chalo bahut maja aayega
Pati: Ha Ha Ha!! kya mast joke mara hai mene
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