Funny Gandhi Jayanti SMS in Hindi

On the occasion of  Gandhi Jayanti, send these Funny Mahatma Gandhi SMS to your friends and relatives..

Madam: Mahatma Gandhi kon the?
Student: Sochne ke baad
Mahatma Gandhi wo insaan the
Jisne girlfriend patane mein
Munna Bhai ki help ki thi
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Madam: Mahatma Jyanti kya hoti hai?
Student: Mam Mahatma Gandhi to suna hai
Per saala yeh jyanti kon hai
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Teacher: 1869 ko kya hua tha?
Student: Mahatma Gandhi ka janam.
Teacher: 1875 ko kya hua tha?
Student: Mahatma Gandhi 6 saal ke ho gaye the