Bhikari Jokes

Pehla Bhikari-Tum andhe hote ho tumko jyada bhikh milti
Dusra Bhikari-Andha bankar dekh chuka hu khote sikko se tang aaker langda ban gaya hu.

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Ek ladki ne wajan tolne ki machine mein wajan kiya to 56K.G aaya to usne apni sandle utari to wajan aaya 54K.G, usne jacket utari to wajan aaya 52K.G phir usne duppatta utara to wajan aaya 50K.G phir uske pas sikke khatam ho gaye to pas mein baithe bhikari ne kaha sikka mein dalta rahunga tum chalu raho.

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Bhikari: Amma thoda sa khana dena

Amma: Abhi khana nahi bana hai

Bhikari: To banane ke baad miscall kar dena

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Bhikari: Mein bahut lachaar hu khane ko kuch de dijiye.

Lady: hatte khatte to dikh rahe ho hath per bhi salamat hain phir kis baat se lachaar ho?

Bhikari: Ji apni aadat se.

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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2011 at 11:30 AM

    How can get jokes in my Gmail account can u suggest me any way.

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  2. AnkitFebruary 25, 2011 at 8:52 PM

    Hey, thanks for comment.
    You just need to subscribe to receive posts and you can done it by entering your email id on the right top side in the receive posts column.

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  3. Dinorah PerrinoDecember 20, 2011 at 6:02 AM

    It would not have said it any diffrent. Good looking out

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  4. Shiv mangal raiJanuary 27, 2012 at 8:13 PM

    I want 2 recv hindi jokes on my e-mail account
    so, plz subscribe my request.

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