Ladka Ladki Jokes

Teri galiyon mein ghumenge hum jaan-jaan ke,
Hume pata hai ki tune Thane mein report likhvai hui hai,
Jaa ke puch le us Thanedaar se,
Humne uski bhi ladki fasai hui hai!!!

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Boy-mere sath chalogi?
Girl-kaha
Boy-jha tum kho
Girl-ok!Police station chalte hai
Boy-lo btao, ab banda apni bhen se mjak b nahi kar skta.

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Ladke ne slim si ladki ko sms bheja:
Chehra tera khas nahi
Haddiyo me tere maas nahi
Pyar kya tujhse khas kare
Teri to jine ki bhi aas nahi.

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Girl:pandit ji mere 2 affair hai unme se kiske sath shadi hogi, wo khushnasib kaun hoga..
Pandit: Pehle wale se shadi hogi or dusra khushnaseeb hoga.

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EMOTIONAL ATYACHAR
Raat ko 12 bje ladki ne BF ko call kiya or kaha
Mere ghar par koi nahi hai
Boyfriend uske ghar gya
Sach me koi nahi tha
Tala laga tha.

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Girl: Ladka kaisa hai?
Pandit: Ladka acha hai, Engineering kiya hai, dikhne me film ka hero lagta hai
Girl: Konsi film ka hero?

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